Would you like some ice with that sir?. My god was it cold. Myself and Snappel arrived about 3 am on a cold December morning after visiting the mostly dissapointing middlesex hospital, our target for the morning was one of the old dockland cranes in the Royal Victoria Dock which have slept dormant on the waters edge for almost 40 years. What was once a thriving port of call for ships from around the world is now a small residential area with waterside appartments the only proof left now is the hulking dockland beasts.

Lots Road Power station, one of the cursed London UE sites, it has been attempted countless times but never successfully accessed; and with good reason too, with several dozen cameras around the site, on site security, no ground floor windows and enough razor wire to fill a cruise ship, it certainly is a tough cookie.

We started heading towards Crystal Phallus, but the problem was we didn’t know exactly how far it was. So as the ever small tunnel approached, we were disappointed when it emerged again. We had been underground for a while now and i was starting to feel hungry so a quick break was in order.

After stocking up on some drinks and some dirty Mc’donalds we headed down to our next destination. A small and uneventful tunnel known as Mistaken Identity. Although it was a nice brick tunnel with a vaulted ceiling id seen hundreds like it before so didn’t even feel like getting the camera out. 10 minutes later the tunnel resurfaced. It was surprising just how deep the channel was almost 3-4 meters so getting in and out would be impossible without a ladder.

Another good night of drains all around. I have been wanting to get to Birmingham for a while now but kept being sidetracked. Well this weekend i put my foot down i was going no matter what!. Unfortunately the usual suspects were busy so it looked like i was going it alone. Luckily got a message from Bubblehead who was game. We were charging the lasers and were ready to go, off to the Megabus!

Aka the ”Secret Chambers”, a joke you were either a part of, or a victim to. We accidentally found this site whilst looking for something else. Luck, what a crazy mistress she is. I met up with Dsankt and we headed in and down the ladder towards the lift. We came into a series of wooden walkways leading to a large cold door marked 5.